LIFELINE ... For Noobs

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2025

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow  5 лет назад +1665

    *PING SOUND* Macro’s Twitter here: twitter.com/theMacroShow

  • @123lovelylady
    @123lovelylady 5 лет назад +2187

    I SAID ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE!
    lifeline: ok
    Revenant: points gun at her* He said ultimate accelerant here
    Lifeline: ok!

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 5 лет назад +5

      Gun*

    • @poppycooper410
      @poppycooper410 5 лет назад +67

      *says quietly*
      "Mozambique here..."

    • @123lovelylady
      @123lovelylady 5 лет назад +12

      @@poppycooper410 MOZAMBIQUE HERE!!!!!!

    • @notmybanjo6700
      @notmybanjo6700 5 лет назад +5

      Lugoor Star that’s what he said

    • @IzzieSoda
      @IzzieSoda 5 лет назад +2

      Babyfishguns_ _onTikTok he edited it dum dum

  • @hugomwidau6452
    @hugomwidau6452 5 лет назад +2761

    Everybody: “I need healing”
    Macro: “I require medical attention”
    Also Macro congrats on the 500K subs

    • @degg7129
      @degg7129 5 лет назад +63

      More like: Caustic:

    • @ahsanarifeen7827
      @ahsanarifeen7827 5 лет назад +57

      That's what caustic says when he's down.

    • @EYM-xh2ur
      @EYM-xh2ur 5 лет назад +3

      Ahsan Arifeen he says i require medical assistance.

    • @TheVincentVanGogh
      @TheVincentVanGogh 5 лет назад

      His on 1mil now

    • @Jaknightshadeuser
      @Jaknightshadeuser 5 лет назад +4

      Caustic when healing says Im administering medical aid

  • @hhhhhhhjgg
    @hhhhhhhjgg 5 лет назад +368

    Dude chillin on his balcony: It’s a nice da-
    Macro: *ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE*

  • @superevan0764
    @superevan0764 4 года назад +840

    When he said the drone won't drop and it was slowly falling and pathfinder said here I go got me laughing

  • @johnnyb2229
    @johnnyb2229 5 лет назад +489

    As a Lifeline main myself, I have come to realize she has a low skill floor, but a high skill ceiling. Basically, you can just pick her up and win with her if you know her stuff. But if you want to master her, she is an amazing legend

    • @_SUPERN0VA_
      @_SUPERN0VA_ 4 года назад +28

      Floor gang is better

    • @johnnyb2229
      @johnnyb2229 4 года назад +9

      @Aidan Hall 100% agree. And the gold armor rework is now amazing with Lifeline's fast healing

    • @myopinion7809
      @myopinion7809 4 года назад +3

      Also Lifeline main here lifeline does have a high skill ceiling like using the shield you get when reviving is great to use mid-battle she can also be used to be really aggressive with fast healing and her care package can be used as cover in open areas

    • @Lamskii
      @Lamskii 4 года назад +3

      Ping sound
      Lifeline main here it's very efective now use it while u can.

    • @johnnyb2229
      @johnnyb2229 4 года назад +5

      @bob jones If you're in one of the last few rings and you have your care package, would you use it? Noobs would say Yes, drop it, reveal their location, and lose. People who know how to play her would say No, then would get the drop on ppl who didn't know where they were.
      What about her DOC? Sure, it's self explanatory. But now that it is immovable, you have to know where and when to place it. You can't put it in an open field or you'll get sniped. And in a battle, sometimes you gotta run from it or be shot down.
      And don't get me started on her rez shield. You can do so many cool tricks with it mid-battle

  • @kubxd7765
    @kubxd7765 4 года назад +676

    When revenat said ,,ultimate accelerent over here" i just died

    • @hmmph2467
      @hmmph2467 4 года назад +7

      Rest in peace man

    • @madinga4
      @madinga4 4 года назад +1

      n o i c e

    • @babyk_the_og2260
      @babyk_the_og2260 4 года назад

      Murder robot scary

    • @Dabaugh15
      @Dabaugh15 3 года назад +1

      H̷̡̛̝̻̯͕̩͋̇̓ē̶̢̺̠͝͝ ̶̳̆̆̔́͘s̸̬̝̗̦̗̈́̄͋̎̑͝à̶̯̲̼̥̻̘͝ị̶̧̛̭̳̼ď̶̙̺:̶̧̻̬̤̥̫̏͛ ̴̨̓͌U̶̠͐̇ļ̷̢̹̫͓͚͙͝t̵͍̱͌͊͆͜͠͠͝ͅi̴͖̲͖͍̦̊͊̏̆͂̓͠m̶̜̫̣͚̐́̉̃͊̄a̸̢̡̫̫̖͙͝t̴̛̮̼̠͈̗̫̼̓̓̌́e̵͎̮̪̭̽ ̵̨̛̯̾̆̓̚͝ă̸̩̦͙̜̜͎c̴̺͓̪̤̱͑c̶̭̄̕͝ẹ̷͈̦̣̘̖̪̐̇l̶̲̘̩̖̊̏͑̈́̒ẻ̶̺̤̘̜̬̆́̊r̶̙̖̈́̋̋̌̍a̷̧̛͇̦͙͎͕̥̅̓͂͛̇n̶̝̔͑ẗ̷̖̬̤͇̹̫́͂̕ ̸̧͑͑̑͜͝ő̶̖̹̞̘̣̩̼̀͊̈́͘v̵̞́ḙ̷͇͈̌r̵͔̳̙͍͚̱̆̅͆̍͆̄͜ "̴̣̜̦̜͎̰̺͑͒h̸̝͂̈́̆̇̄ȩ̷̠̍̿̕͝r̷̡̮̘̻̖̓̅͗͂̎̌͝e̷̛͉̭̖̟̞̿̊͒̈"

  • @RealToastBucket
    @RealToastBucket 4 года назад +449

    "I need a weapon!"
    "Mozambique here!"
    "I said I need a WEAPON. "

    • @banished-om4eu
      @banished-om4eu 4 года назад +9

      Well, you know the saying "they don't just call me lifeline because I save a life."

    • @scareraven9669
      @scareraven9669 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen the titanfall mozam?

    • @imrealperk_
      @imrealperk_ 4 года назад +2

      Fucking hands are stronger than the Mozambique

    • @alfster_1_the_game
      @alfster_1_the_game 3 года назад

      @@imrealperk_ true but with hammerpoints its insane

    • @imrealperk_
      @imrealperk_ 3 года назад

      @@alfster_1_the_game ye

  • @bushdid9.116
    @bushdid9.116 4 года назад +525

    “It’s kinda like Red Cross but in space”
    Space cross

  • @durrrgaming4577
    @durrrgaming4577 5 лет назад +533

    Me: Mom can we get a lifeline guide?
    Mom: What’s wrong with the lifeline guide at home?
    The lifeline guide at home: “TaKe ThE aCcElErAnT mAcRo!!

    • @eduardogm06
      @eduardogm06 5 лет назад +2

      Not funny

    • @6ix5up
      @6ix5up 5 лет назад +10

      @@eduardogm06 right edge lord

    • @siddaslothman2273
      @siddaslothman2273 5 лет назад +1

      @Squek Seal Quit calling people “edge lords” if you don’t even know what it means.

    • @6ix5up
      @6ix5up 5 лет назад +4

      @@siddaslothman2273 this is literally the only time I have called someone an edge lord, and I know what it means.

    • @zyphen665
      @zyphen665 5 лет назад +1

      He said at 420 subs I'm pretty sure...

  • @BLSX32
    @BLSX32 5 лет назад +1173

    You forgot a tip: ping every Mozambique you see

  • @seannTuT
    @seannTuT 5 лет назад +144

    Lifeline: I’m one of the first characters in apex.
    Macro: *Lets wait 4 seasons to do her*

    • @youvshak3828
      @youvshak3828 5 лет назад +4

      what about gibby and bangalore? same

    • @matp2255
      @matp2255 5 лет назад +4

      Youv Shak he did Bangalore already

    • @georgeodonnell979
      @georgeodonnell979 5 лет назад

      Shindeiiru hahahahahahha

    • @hjd2001
      @hjd2001 5 лет назад

      And she is also his main aswell lmao

  • @itzsujo3132
    @itzsujo3132 4 года назад +66

    Macro: Multi-tasking heals shield and health
    Me: That just sounds like a Phoenix Kit with extra steps...

  • @Wildash
    @Wildash 5 лет назад +79

    9:38 Lifeline doing this actually makes sense because of her passion of music

  • @quantumcomic9829
    @quantumcomic9829 4 года назад +870

    “Not gold shield fast but fast” That hit different now that we in season 5 (I know that new season come out you guys don’t have to tell me)

  • @ivanovicc
    @ivanovicc 4 года назад +56

    Macro: makes this video
    Respawn: its rework time

    • @redhornet2707
      @redhornet2707 4 года назад +2

      I mean this video was made 3 months ago so...

  • @ST-mi8jl
    @ST-mi8jl 5 лет назад +243

    Macro: Let’s learn how to play her, shall we?
    Nobody:
    RUclips algorithm: DREss FoR The ParTy you Want

  • @creeprxxlol6463
    @creeprxxlol6463 5 лет назад +125

    Fun fact: in lifelines care pack there's like a pattern to it. So if I spawn it in front of me the right door will give u the purple stuff, and the left door gives u the heals, and the door in front gives u the attachments.

  • @Aleksss474
    @Aleksss474 5 лет назад +380

    Macro: “I made a guide on every pretty much every single character”
    “Sad Gibraltor whimpers”

    • @KhangNguyen-um4rg
      @KhangNguyen-um4rg 5 лет назад +7

      Why do you even need Gibby guide? All you have to do is ADS, and congrat, you win the fight

    • @Aleksss474
      @Aleksss474 5 лет назад +13

      Khang Nguyen I want a guide because the ”for noobs” series are fun to watch

    • @KhangNguyen-um4rg
      @KhangNguyen-um4rg 5 лет назад +4

      Soap Omlet r/Wooooooooooosh

    • @tousapportdupaslefun452
      @tousapportdupaslefun452 5 лет назад

      True

    • @nemilu
      @nemilu 4 года назад +2

      Khang Nguyen Thats not a wooosh. He didn't miss the sarcasm. He wants one for a different reason.

  • @Meechyyyy
    @Meechyyyy 4 года назад +393

    Who still here in 2021 and think he should do 2.0 for every legend again

  • @mokshinator9438
    @mokshinator9438 5 лет назад +128

    I used to be a lifeline main but sadly Gibby just completely outranks her. Oh you have a shield that faces one direction when you res someone? Well gibby has a 360 degree shield that helps you rez faster and helps your team heal quicker. Really hope she gets a buff.

    • @espress0_1
      @espress0_1 5 лет назад +4

      Only thing lifeline has over gibby on res is that her shield doesnt have recharge

    • @prathamdave5849
      @prathamdave5849 5 лет назад +3

      @@espress0_1 she heals fast and is low profile.Its plenty for the character

    • @sirdreiblox2930
      @sirdreiblox2930 5 лет назад

      Cept' Gibby has a bigger hitbox than her

    • @jonathanmateus6780
      @jonathanmateus6780 5 лет назад

      the buff she needs is the drone follow the teamamtes with missing health

    • @waternapple552
      @waternapple552 5 лет назад +1

      Drei's Domain but hobby also has 15% damage reduction

  • @theloathsomedungeater5268
    @theloathsomedungeater5268 5 лет назад +89

    That song at the end was lit. No joke, put it on Spotify
    Edit: I feel bad for lifeline at the opening

    • @dankcitrus42
      @dankcitrus42 5 лет назад +14

      then tiktokers are gonna steal it

    • @THE_Mirage
      @THE_Mirage 5 лет назад +1

      E w

    • @spooky_4624
      @spooky_4624 5 лет назад +3

      Dank Citrus good point 🤧🤧🤧

    • @theloathsomedungeater5268
      @theloathsomedungeater5268 5 лет назад

      Fucking tiktockers. I hope they burn in the pits of hell

    • @BlehhhXP
      @BlehhhXP 4 года назад +1

      @@theloathsomedungeater5268 Jesus Christ most of them are just kids who want to have fun, some are terrible but most are kids

  • @slonkee5396
    @slonkee5396 5 лет назад +64

    Genuinely impressed at how fast these are made, and they’re always good. Good job macro

  • @sunsetbreaker1881
    @sunsetbreaker1881 4 года назад +38

    Macro: "she needs buffs"
    Respawn: she needs buffs? Ok, *makes her SS tier*

  • @fluffychilidogz5557
    @fluffychilidogz5557 5 лет назад +199

    FINALLY lifeline. Macro's been putting lifeline in every poll he makes
    Edit: Thanks so much for the likes!!!! I've never gotten more than 10.

  • @BlueRaynOfficial
    @BlueRaynOfficial 5 лет назад +51

    0:21
    Peacekeeper: * exist *
    Lifeline: "i think it's a mozambique"
    Also Lifeline: "mozambique here"

    • @_asf
      @_asf 5 лет назад

      AA Rian but looks like a pk

    • @BlueRaynOfficial
      @BlueRaynOfficial 5 лет назад +3

      @@_asf that's the joke bruh, that's a pk but she said mozambique

  • @evalgo8803
    @evalgo8803 5 лет назад +59

    That intro was probably the most accurate thing I've seen

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 4 года назад +26

    Now that golden armor doesn't heal quicker, it gives doubled heals, it's actually better for Lifeline to have it

    • @Burgerlly
      @Burgerlly 4 года назад +3

      But lifeline doesn’t heal fast now

    • @mrtinkrtrain2681
      @mrtinkrtrain2681 3 года назад

      @@Burgerlly They didn't mention her old fast-heal stat, they meant the old fast-healing stat that gold armor had

  • @theaveragemushroom6474
    @theaveragemushroom6474 5 лет назад +267

    Me: "Macro I need medical assistance"
    Macro: "here, here's a health drone"
    Me: "no, the only thing I need to survive is a gibby for noobs video"
    Macro: "no"
    Me: "STOP TREATING GIBBY AS A MEME AND BE SERIOUS TO HIM FOR ONCE AND TELL US HIS BACKSTORY"

  • @hdhq.08
    @hdhq.08 5 лет назад +178

    Macro: I've mad a for noobs for every legend in the game
    Gibby: Am I a joke to you?

  • @curtiswilliams7340
    @curtiswilliams7340 5 лет назад +30

    3:02 the pathfinder "HERE I GO!"

    • @blankvanity581
      @blankvanity581 5 лет назад +2

      xXCurtisWjedi888Xx na the drone said that

    • @gigigigi4109
      @gigigigi4109 5 лет назад +1

      @@blankvanity581 bruh bruh bruh bruh im fucking wheezing bruuuuh

    • @curtiswilliams7340
      @curtiswilliams7340 5 лет назад

      @@gigigigi4109 he better be joking

  • @megcmurphy6278
    @megcmurphy6278 4 года назад +8

    3:05 is anyone gonna talk about how perfect that voice line timing is

  • @jacobpollard6879
    @jacobpollard6879 4 года назад +206

    Macro: finally puts out a lifeline for noobs after over a year
    Apex: hey guess who we buffed!

    • @Hello-mg5yc
      @Hello-mg5yc 4 года назад +10

      Did they buff lifeline?

    • @maddoxmckenna335
      @maddoxmckenna335 4 года назад +6

      They buffed lifeline?

    • @apexenergy37
      @apexenergy37 4 года назад +21

      She can’t kick the drone anymore :(

    • @bunneh1644
      @bunneh1644 4 года назад +5

      sadly....

    • @thedoctor8527
      @thedoctor8527 4 года назад +2

      Maddox McKenna that and of course gibby which didn’t do anything for her

  • @NEM0o6
    @NEM0o6 5 лет назад +32

    8:01 learned something new, thanks.

    • @ezpzgetstankedon2.045
      @ezpzgetstankedon2.045 5 лет назад +1

      The thing is gabralter can use his first ability and the shield goes all around him instead of in front

    • @NEM0o6
      @NEM0o6 5 лет назад

      Yeah true, but people can still go inside the bubble.

  • @gimmeurtatertots1514
    @gimmeurtatertots1514 4 года назад +1329

    “Mozabique here”
    *is clearly a peacekeeper*

    • @fabriziorasore5353
      @fabriziorasore5353 4 года назад +10

      r/woosh

    • @saba7733
      @saba7733 4 года назад +3

      The joke seemlessly flew over xxwtfisthatnamexx

    • @ali-sd1uf
      @ali-sd1uf 4 года назад +6

      It's a pump shotgun of fortnite

    • @liam-pr6zj
      @liam-pr6zj 4 года назад +8

      stream snipe xd pump shotguns aren’t just from fortnite 😂

    • @saba7733
      @saba7733 4 года назад +7

      @@liam-pr6zj i mean,pump shotguns are real life guns

  • @ryder_stew3691
    @ryder_stew3691 4 года назад +6

    3:04 drone:slowly falls down
    Also drone: here I go
    Btw I know that it’s actually pathfinder

  • @yodasnot-so-wellcousin445
    @yodasnot-so-wellcousin445 5 лет назад +89

    Y’all remember the days when lifelines drone didn’t break in the ring it was so goooooood. Pissed they removed it

    • @IzzieSoda
      @IzzieSoda 5 лет назад +11

      Eric Pratt u stfu

    • @h.2459
      @h.2459 5 лет назад +8

      Eric Pratt are you okay? do you need help? did mommy take your pacifier away from you?

    • @h.2459
      @h.2459 5 лет назад +6

      Eric Pratt and how about you go work on your anger issues instead of harshly replying to harmless comments on the internet, asshole.

    • @jjjogos6751
      @jjjogos6751 5 лет назад +1

      @@ericpratt984 stfu,god dammit,i downloaded the game,i play the way i like,go fuck yourself,toxic "pro"

    • @A23-o6x
      @A23-o6x 5 лет назад

      Quit getting mad at Eric hes trying to be a troll and you guys are falling for it

  • @iggyhaha
    @iggyhaha 5 лет назад +26

    Caustic: ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE
    Lifeline: O k c o o l t h a n k s

    • @4heavenly
      @4heavenly 5 лет назад

      Gamer Pulse
      Revenant: *holds gun to Lifeline* HE SAID, ULT ACCELERATOR HERE!”

    • @juancete
      @juancete 5 лет назад +1

      Google Assistant: Who has summoned the ancient one?

  • @Arles0777
    @Arles0777 5 лет назад +37

    3:17 when wattson asks lifeline “where are my ultimate accelerants???”

  • @ctrlaltidel3854
    @ctrlaltidel3854 4 года назад +10

    0:22 I wish that was the Mozambique.

  • @Gang3rs
    @Gang3rs 5 лет назад +28

    Both her and Gibraltar is my favorite.
    Yeah, she do need a small buff, but not sure what they could do though. personally, I wish the healing drone was easier to ping and have a slightly bigger range to heal.
    3:22 still remember when the ring did not kill the drone.....good times

    • @emopreserve
      @emopreserve 5 лет назад +1

      Make the shield breakable

    • @sigmacious
      @sigmacious 5 лет назад +6

      @@emopreserve the dumbas has spoken!

    • @poiuqwertyking4553
      @poiuqwertyking4553 5 лет назад

      Wiktor Steltmann They should actually make Gibbys dome shield breakable tho

    • @Broso56
      @Broso56 5 лет назад

      Just change her ult or smth. Weakest ult in the game imo. And its effected by rng.

    • @elias3683
      @elias3683 5 лет назад

      Maybe her drone can slowly heal shields like wattsons ultimate. Probably would need to nerf the drone charge time but it’s better than just health. Or she can hold more heals than the other legends

  • @midoriya7451
    @midoriya7451 5 лет назад +291

    When is Gibralter for noobs cuz every noob wants to learn old Gibby

    • @nickverse3463
      @nickverse3463 5 лет назад +9

      Patrick Star Gibby is one of the best characters in the game rn 💀

    • @greninjajoestar8771
      @greninjajoestar8771 5 лет назад

      When he gets 690 subs on twitch

    • @midoriya7451
      @midoriya7451 5 лет назад

      @@nickverse3463 So thats why Macro should do him right

    • @midoriya7451
      @midoriya7451 5 лет назад

      @@greninjajoestar8771 Really thats sick thanks for the info

    • @campbellrea5027
      @campbellrea5027 5 лет назад +3

      GIBBY 4 NOOBS

  • @dowonjang7138
    @dowonjang7138 4 года назад +24

    Drone: *floats slowly*
    Voiceline in the background: *HeRE I Go*

  • @FragArt100
    @FragArt100 4 года назад +6

    Lifeline saying: Mozambique here
    Caustic:*picks up a peacekeeper*

  • @privatechill6235
    @privatechill6235 5 лет назад +210

    “You can use the drone while reviving”
    Me:wait..doesn’t she use her drone to also make the shield while reviving
    *shocked pikachu face*

  • @techsquid934
    @techsquid934 5 лет назад +199

    Macro: “For noobs she’s really easy to play.”
    Me: “Oh, that’s why she’s your main.”

    • @krumiril6579
      @krumiril6579 5 лет назад +2

      Ba dum tshhh

    • @ryansims3956
      @ryansims3956 5 лет назад +2

      ha boyyyyyyyyyyy got em

    • @_asf
      @_asf 5 лет назад +2

      Uno reverse card

    • @pichuninja4445
      @pichuninja4445 5 лет назад

      gottem good!

    • @HearMeLearn
      @HearMeLearn 5 лет назад +1

      She’s one of the best legends period but she’s also good for noobs, same with Bangalore, noob friendly but still one of the most versatile legends

  • @kctcbrosarenomore795
    @kctcbrosarenomore795 5 лет назад +60

    Everyone talks about how the shield needs to stay up for extra time but what about making sure enemy players CANT WALK STRAIGHT THROUGH IT!

    • @lynes3751
      @lynes3751 4 года назад +1

      That would be op

    • @herrlichee1713
      @herrlichee1713 4 года назад +4

      Ironic Gamer How..? Just go around it. In a corner? You can still get beamed hard after the rez

    • @lynes3751
      @lynes3751 4 года назад

      @@herrlichee1713 You could block 2 doors get a res and possibly win or a door and hallway

    • @lynes3751
      @lynes3751 4 года назад

      @@herrlichee1713 My idea is just protect her from all sides except the top and you could still walk through it

  • @teokmica4200
    @teokmica4200 4 года назад +6

    Every time im playing lifeline,there is something in my head telling me:"Drop that mozambique,ping it and pick it back up"

  • @Gvendal
    @Gvendal 5 лет назад +77

    She need a new Ultimate more suited for her kit. Give her a Emergency Heal or something like that. Also the revive shield needs to stay for a few seconds after the revive is finished.

    • @fastrunfilm
      @fastrunfilm 4 года назад +5

      I disagree, in ranked getting early purple shields and attachments are an almost instant win in the fight. With the shield, its debatable but I still think its fine

    • @montyhowarth8041
      @montyhowarth8041 4 года назад +9

      @@fastrunfilm i think the sheild should be solid so enemies cant walk through it

    • @avwoi596
      @avwoi596 4 года назад +4

      They should like give her already the golden backpack then she will be better since she heals people so it leaked sense she heals you with more health

    • @madvilan4663
      @madvilan4663 4 года назад +2

      I think her ultimate should be like docs ability a healing gun that can heal you or your teammates like a gun

    • @fastrunfilm
      @fastrunfilm 4 года назад +1

      @Aidan Hall I agree at the time I posted that but rn with no fast heals for gold shield and gibby nerf she has fastest healing consistently

  • @Lankathewond
    @Lankathewond 4 года назад +18

    0:38 he said ULTIMATE ACCELERANT OVER HERE

  • @bacon6814
    @bacon6814 5 лет назад +41

    He actually did it. I thought this day would never come. Him making a lifeline for noobs.

  • @poggers_fortnite6647
    @poggers_fortnite6647 4 года назад +4

    Caustic: I require medical attention
    Lifelines in my game: we don’t care

  • @samueltrejo226
    @samueltrejo226 5 лет назад +128

    Macro: "I have done a for noobs video on every single legend"
    Me:GIBRALTAR?!
    Wow thanks for the likes everyone

  • @Truegodtre
    @Truegodtre 5 лет назад +32

    Fun fact:caustic and life line don’t mix when he does his ult she can’t use her drone if the drone is in the smoke

  • @Mr.Bean8_8
    @Mr.Bean8_8 5 лет назад +114

    where the hell do you get these thumbnails my dude

    • @Killapcs
      @Killapcs 5 лет назад +5

      He get them from mahnster art

    • @dogo8054
      @dogo8054 5 лет назад +1

      There's a link in the description

    • @MikeLee0000
      @MikeLee0000 5 лет назад +3

      he always does some research before these vids

    • @dzgamer1485
      @dzgamer1485 5 лет назад +2

      its in the description!

    • @neksoos_
      @neksoos_ 5 лет назад +1

      @Samuel Thompson bruh

  • @afvayz6256
    @afvayz6256 3 года назад

    3:05 : Pathfinder saying “here i go!” fits perfectly :)

  • @cdd492
    @cdd492 5 лет назад +10

    Imagine walking out to you backyard with a cup of tea looking to your neighbors and seeing the intro

  • @perctivaated
    @perctivaated 5 лет назад +15

    Macro: I made a guide on every legend
    Gibraltar: Am I a Joke to you?!?

  • @Lilnate0864
    @Lilnate0864 5 лет назад +14

    1:07 *Cries in Mozambique*

  • @ghostlygaming7904
    @ghostlygaming7904 4 года назад +5

    D.O.C Drone: *Slowly falls*
    Pathfinder: “ *Here we go* “

  • @tigerbot23
    @tigerbot23 4 года назад +209

    Lifeline actually doesn't use a syringe when reviving, she kind of just touches you.

    • @Hello-mg5yc
      @Hello-mg5yc 4 года назад +4

      Jimmy savile style

    • @hitmanscat5865
      @hitmanscat5865 4 года назад +31

      That would give me a extreme motivation to win for the bang at the end

    • @trapwrk
      @trapwrk 4 года назад +1

      Sus

    • @blitzmau7952
      @blitzmau7952 4 года назад +1

      She just puts you down and then up again

    • @bigman5135
      @bigman5135 4 года назад +1

      Nope that's not what she does she just puts you on the ground and checks the damage and probably bandages you then syringes you (i forgot the animation)

  • @Jfeathers_
    @Jfeathers_ 4 года назад +264

    "Dont give lifeline the gold shield "
    that didn't age well
    Edit:nevermind because they removed fast heals :(

    • @ubo7699
      @ubo7699 4 года назад +2

      Nice pfp

    • @Jfeathers_
      @Jfeathers_ 4 года назад +2

      @@ubo7699 thanks:)

    • @vjrn9945
      @vjrn9945 4 года назад +6

      yeah
      Gold shield is now so good with lifeline and gibby

    • @theslasher882
      @theslasher882 4 года назад +4

      sucks she lost her fast healing now

    • @Jfeathers_
      @Jfeathers_ 4 года назад

      @@theslasher882 yep

  • @Victor_XIII
    @Victor_XIII 5 лет назад +131

    Macro:
    “Wattson should be nerfed to only have 6 fences”
    *That barely barricades one building*
    “Wraith needs a nerf so her portal has a smaller distance”
    *Her tactical already takes a decade to start up, easily getting people killed*
    Also Macro:
    *okay with Lifeline being able to heal super fast*
    *also okay with how Gibraltar was countlessly buffed*

    • @amandastapleton1911
      @amandastapleton1911 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh this is legit the most accurate thing I've ever seen

    • @discocatwizard4364
      @discocatwizard4364 5 лет назад +2

      No he has clearly said that he thinks Gibby needs a nerf

    • @bossuu1
      @bossuu1 5 лет назад +4

      @@discocatwizard4364 not nerf a "fix" to not make him have another legend's kit

    • @thesmolpotat6974
      @thesmolpotat6974 5 лет назад +3

      Just give gibby every other legends kit aswell lmao

    • @ryancraft8909
      @ryancraft8909 5 лет назад +3

      DISCO CAT WIZARD dude gibby just makes lifeline not even someone to play because he has the same abilities as her but even better. Devs are really some shit for that

  • @elainebyars2453
    @elainebyars2453 4 года назад +1

    Everyone: Ultimate accelerant here
    Lifeline:Cries in Mozambique here

  • @Ol_Scamp
    @Ol_Scamp 5 лет назад +16

    Me: Imma try what happened at 8:26
    every enemy team I attempt this: Hey look, it's a hippy. SHOOT IT!

  • @solar3175
    @solar3175 5 лет назад +71

    Macro: I’ve made guides on baisically everyone
    Cries in Gibraltar

    • @solar3175
      @solar3175 4 года назад +1

      Yes he is

    • @cheeseman-qi8fp
      @cheeseman-qi8fp 4 года назад +4

      This didn’t age well

    • @muffinman4289
      @muffinman4289 4 года назад +2

      Gibraltar: I came here to give cover from my brudduhs, but a get covered by neglect

  • @Anonymous-km2uq
    @Anonymous-km2uq 5 лет назад +38

    Lifeline 101
    Ping every Mozambique
    Tell your teammates to say " I need a healing
    Also ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE

    • @georgeodonnell979
      @georgeodonnell979 5 лет назад

      Viral Ninja Rahman and.. a neeed lat ammo

    • @Thicc_Toiga
      @Thicc_Toiga 5 лет назад

      Genji breaking down the door
      *I need healing*

    • @smoothsoulbrotha
      @smoothsoulbrotha 5 лет назад

      Been pinging Mozambiques as Lifeline since Feb 2019. I even carry one on me at times, drop it, and ping it. I actually know how to use them though. 😂

  • @spoopdawg1501
    @spoopdawg1501 4 года назад +13

    3:00 “however, it wont drop from a high place easily. It will just slowly fall.”
    ...
    “ *H E R E I G -* “

  • @comradekoala1245
    @comradekoala1245 5 лет назад +29

    Lifeline: Mozambique Here!
    Also lifeline: *points at a 12 gauge*

    • @legitnub
      @legitnub 5 лет назад

      that wasn’t a 12 gauge, that was a lever action.

    • @themadacorn1536
      @themadacorn1536 5 лет назад

      That was no 12 gauge

  • @Jake-THFC
    @Jake-THFC 5 лет назад +13

    4:37 Marco your playing with the worlds best gutter tier gamer

  • @Floppyseal11
    @Floppyseal11 5 лет назад +5

    9:47 this will be stuck in my head all day

  • @TitanNishArt
    @TitanNishArt 4 года назад +1

    That Mozambique here dialogue is so funny though but idk why all players found it funny at the same time. That too only when lifeline says it xDD

  • @BL666
    @BL666 4 года назад +31

    Charge towers: *exists*
    Lifeline mains: "Holy Mozambiques!"

  • @takingashower4040
    @takingashower4040 5 лет назад +5

    0:13 Macro, you know Lifeline doesn't use a shot while Reviving, she pats them in the chest. 🙌

  • @dorsamfilivaa5239
    @dorsamfilivaa5239 5 лет назад +4

    Macro: I've done a video on every legends
    Gibby: Watch out here I come brudda

  • @Andrew-xg8zj
    @Andrew-xg8zj 4 года назад +3

    The "I'm coming" in the intro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @loganvonhesse2079
    @loganvonhesse2079 5 лет назад +10

    When your in Australia and you are still up to watch macro ❤️❤️❤️

  • @SlovoGuy
    @SlovoGuy 5 лет назад +38

    Macro: I've made guides about everyone in apex legends.
    Everybody how watched the video:
    But... Gibraltar

    • @Kezyco
      @Kezyco 5 лет назад +1

      He made a vid a about Gibraltar
      ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @jeohhn5991
      @jeohhn5991 5 лет назад

      Deathking 505 I don’t know how I actually fell for that

    • @apairofsteeltoedboots4729
      @apairofsteeltoedboots4729 5 лет назад

      @@Kezyco why are we still here, just to suffer

    • @mc-wtm
      @mc-wtm 5 лет назад +2

      Deathking 505 damnit i fell for it

    • @imakememes3885
      @imakememes3885 5 лет назад

      @@Kezyco FUCK

  • @MP3Martin
    @MP3Martin 5 лет назад +32

    You Are *Parashock X*
    -if you are not Parashock XD, this channel explodes

  • @fancy_fancy3456
    @fancy_fancy3456 3 года назад +1

    Lifeline skit in a alternate Universe: Caustic: I need an Ultimate Accelerant here, Lifeline in Combat: I have a Lifes
    on da line.

  • @audiobook5860
    @audiobook5860 4 года назад +7

    4:36 ayyy he played with the best gutter tier gamer in the face of this earth

  • @thugbush7836
    @thugbush7836 5 лет назад +14

    Everyone: ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE Lifeline: *Cries in Lifeline*

  • @gloopy4535
    @gloopy4535 5 лет назад +4

    That “Here I go” fit so perfectly with the Drone falling

  • @petergilbert-allen9886
    @petergilbert-allen9886 4 года назад +2

    7:57 bruh that was INSANE

    • @shrimpy6658
      @shrimpy6658 4 года назад

      I can’t believe u got the rarest ad ever

  • @coolwill101
    @coolwill101 5 лет назад +17

    Wraith: I need health.
    Lifeline: Mozambique here

    • @tristanw7981
      @tristanw7981 5 лет назад +2

      Wraith no I need health
      Lifeline I said there is a Mozambique here WITH hammerpoint
      Wraith health
      Lifeline shotgun bolt level 3
      Wraith has left the game

  • @roryjones8716
    @roryjones8716 5 лет назад +5

    FINALLY YES YESS THE PRO HAS PASSED US ON THE LIFE LINE TIPS YEEEEEEES

  • @matthewjamessmith2650
    @matthewjamessmith2650 5 лет назад +38

    Everyone “I Need Heals”
    Macro “I Have 28
    Everyone “WTF”

    • @Zuruk-pk5sg
      @Zuruk-pk5sg 4 года назад

      Actually he had 22 cells

  • @enzotheduck
    @enzotheduck 4 года назад +345

    Who’s here after lifeline got her buff so doc can do a res on his own
    Edit:lol why does this have so many likes it’s not even a good comment

  • @noxi1022
    @noxi1022 5 лет назад +22

    "Kick the drone" best song in 2020 fight me

    • @krumiril6579
      @krumiril6579 5 лет назад +4

      Kick the drone ps ps ps ps kick the drone

    • @noxi1022
      @noxi1022 5 лет назад +2

      *starts vibing*

    • @visible122
      @visible122 5 лет назад

      Yes thats fax

  • @SephFumi
    @SephFumi 5 лет назад +50

    If you found ParashockX channel the video ends
    RUclips search: “Macro”

  • @pokemontrainerhilbert7612
    @pokemontrainerhilbert7612 4 года назад +9

    9:38 Made my day.

  • @orionhardy4931
    @orionhardy4931 4 года назад +3

    I almost died in the intro I’ve never laughed so hard in my life

  • @ToddlerJamees
    @ToddlerJamees 5 лет назад +6

    I like the skit in the beginning a lot make me laugh.

  • @callmedominic1496
    @callmedominic1496 5 лет назад +14

    Lifeline: Trying to loot
    That one teammate: *ULTIMATE ACCELERANT HERE!*

  • @lunarz8888
    @lunarz8888 5 лет назад +27

    No wonder I used her
    so often when I first started

    • @rfxkingflex434
      @rfxkingflex434 4 года назад +1

      Same she was my main before path

    • @axula_1246
      @axula_1246 4 года назад

      RFX KING FLEX same i mained her before wraith XD

  • @harbourboys4816
    @harbourboys4816 4 года назад

    It's funny to think that this video has made at the PERFECT time to do that little skit

  • @thesalsaguy4395
    @thesalsaguy4395 5 лет назад +9

    You know Lifeline’s the noob character when she’s who you play as in the Bloodhound sponsored tutorial.

    • @Carlo0020
      @Carlo0020 5 лет назад

      You are gonna be kicked

  • @jackt4nk325
    @jackt4nk325 5 лет назад +7

    Coincidence: I get on apex this morning and a macro video comes out

  • @themanbehindtheslaughter4628
    @themanbehindtheslaughter4628 5 лет назад +5

    lifeline: is forced to use ultimate accelerants
    lifeline: sad moxambique here noises

  • @l-echo-l7035
    @l-echo-l7035 3 года назад

    Causthicc:I need medical attention,LIFELINEE!
    Your favorite medic:I’m coming!
    *cyberpunk music*